Now, where have you put my stapler and my red pens?

你把我订书机和红了？

A bottle opener, door hinge, and stapler are all examples of third class levers.

开瓶器、门铰链和订书机都是第三类杠杆例子。

I mean, look, when the shoelace broke, I fixed it with a staple.

你看，这鞋带断掉时候，我用订书机修好了。

Oh, yeah, except for the difference between a gun and a stapler.

对 可你分不清枪和订书机。

The hurt felt like when I accidentally stapled my lips together.

种疼痛堪比某次我不小心用订书机订了嘴唇。

We would get binders, pens, staplers.

我们（在天）会到活页夹、钢、订书机。

Here wool was being sorted by workmen called staplers, who were expert in judging its quality.

在这里，羊毛被称为订书机工人分类，他们是判断羊毛质量专家。

Use the stapler on those pages.

用订书机订上这几页。

Don't worry about that, I've got you a new stapler and a new desk, right here next to Anna.

别担心，我给你准备了新订书机和办公桌，就在安娜旁边。

Sorry, I'm late for the meeting. Could you just pass me the thingy for my report… I mean… the stapler?

抱歉，我开会迟到了。你能把我报告需要东西递给我吗？我是说订书机。

You got staplers and copiers and whiteboards.

你有订书机、复印机和白板。

Every now and then, we all just need a little help holding the stapler.

时不时地，我们所有人都需要一点帮忙拿着订书机。

The jack of hearts is a stapler.

红心杰克是订书机。

If the guy's in the room, you throw a stapler at him or whatever.

如果家伙在房间里，你就朝他扔订书机或其他什么东西。

Stapling paper is like almost like cutting paper because you're still punching holes in paper.

用订书机装订纸张有点像切割纸张，因为两者都是在纸张上打孔。

So, I remember Rawnsley had said Gordon had been throwing staplers in PMQs.

所以，我记得罗恩斯利说过戈登在首相问答环节扔过订书机。

Got it. I know exactly which stapler to give her.

拿到了。我完全知道该给她一订书机。

Look at all those staplers. What's a stapler? I don't even know. I'm a baby.

看看所有这些订书机。什么是订书机？我什至不知道。我还是婴儿。

Who, from what I hear, needs to keep his stapler...

谁 我听说他得把订书机。

That's great. My only contact at Condenast has been replaced by a stapler stealer.

真是太好了 我和康泰纳什唯一联系就这样被一订书机偷窃者取代了。