Some say they're pun funny; some say they're pun laughable.

有些人说双关语是滑稽，有些人说双关语是是搞笑。

Aren't you supposed to " dog" us with puns?

不是该说双关语了吗？

That's elevating puns to an art form yo.

我真是把说双关语提升到了境地。

It really can't " rope" anymore time than that.

有更多时间说双关语了。

It let's us make puns like we didn't even " planet" .

虽然有草稿，还是让我们一起说双关语吧。

Ohh, are you making a bad pun or just lisping?

你是在说双关语还是口齿不清啊？

I'm Carl Azuz, gaming with puns on CNN 10.

我是Carl Azuz，正在CNN10说双关语。

I'm Carl Azuz with some " ursome" majorly bad puns on CNN 10.

我是CNN10会说双关语Carl Azuz。

So, I think I will go with -- but we don't want to make you cafe o'late.

我想说双关语，但怕耽误大家喝咖啡。

I'm Carl Azuz serving up puns for CNN 10.

我是Carl Azuz，正在CNN 10说双关语。

It's true I like to " pack" in a few of those before we leave.

我确实喜欢在节目结束前说一些双关语。

And he'll just make random puns, or do silly dances.

他只会胡乱说双关语，或者跳傻舞。

I myself am Thoroughly Educated, and I say that puns display genius.

我自己受过良好教育，我说双关语显示天才。

Should we wheel out a load of truck puns or serve up a latte coffee puns?

我们该说卡车双关语，还是说拿铁咖啡双关语？

I know what you're thinking, Carl's about to make some cheesy puns, and you " cheddar" believe it.

我知道你在想什么，我要说些俗气双关语，说对了。

And to all of you who've said my puns are trash -- well, there's proof.

对于所有说我双关语都是垃圾人——好吧，有证据。

It’s how they talk, the way they both like making silly puns, their attitudes and beliefs.

这就是他们说话方式，他们都喜欢说愚蠢双关语方式，他们态度和信念。

Don't blame me for our puns. Blame our viewers like those at Mt. Vernon High School in Mt. Vernon, Indiana for putting up with them.

别怪我们说双关语，要怪就怪来自印第安纳州弗农山弗农山高中观众们，是他们想听。

So sometimes you excuse yourself when you say, or use, a pun by saying, " no pun intended, " even though you intended it.

所以有时当你说或使用双关语时， 你会为自己找借口，说“有双关语意思” ，即使你是故意。

You know I " rigatta" " mascarpone" up and say linguistically " limburger" by " briely" cutting loose with all the " munsteroussss" and " gouda" puns you " camombare" .

你们知道我会用语言魅力说双关语。