That's elevating puns to an art form yo.

我真是把语提升到了艺术的境地。

It let's us make puns like we didn't even " planet" .

虽然没有草稿，还是让我们一起语。

I know what you're thinking, Carl's about to make some cheesy puns, and you " cheddar" believe it.

我知道你在想什么，我要些俗气的语，对了。

Some say they're pun funny; some say they're pun laughable.

有些人语是滑稽的，有些人语是是搞笑的。

It really can't " rope" anymore time than that.

没有更多的时间语了。

You know I " rigatta" " mascarpone" up and say linguistically " limburger" by " briely" cutting loose with all the " munsteroussss" and " gouda" puns you " camombare" .

你们知道我会用语言的魅力语。

I'm Carl Azuz serving up puns for CNN 10.

我是Carl Azuz，正在CNN 10语。

I'm Carl Azuz with some " ursome" majorly bad puns on CNN 10.

我是CNN10会语的Carl Azuz。

Don't blame me for our puns. Blame our viewers like those at Mt. Vernon High School in Mt. Vernon, Indiana for putting up with them.

别怪我们语，要怪就怪来自印第安纳州弗农山的弗农山高中的观众们，是他们想听的。

Let's see she already mentioned " pandering" . I guess I'll have to " cub" up with something else. I wouldn't' want to " bamboozle" you out of puns.

让我们看看她已经提到了“pandering”。我想我得找点别的话了。我可不想骗你语。

Ohh, are you making a bad pun or just lisping?

你是在语还是口齿不清啊？

I'm Carl Azuz, gaming with puns on CNN 10.

我是Carl Azuz，正在CNN10语。

It's true I like to " pack" in a few of those before we leave.

我确实喜欢在节目结束前一些语。

Should we wheel out a load of truck puns or serve up a latte coffee puns?

我们该卡车的语，还是拿铁咖啡的语？

So, I think I will go with -- but we don't want to make you cafe o'late.

我想语，但怕耽误大家喝咖啡。

Aren't you supposed to " dog" us with puns?

不是该语了吗？

And to all of you who've said my puns are trash -- well, there's proof.

对于所有我的语都是垃圾的人——好，有证据。

And he'll just make random puns, or do silly dances.

他只会胡乱语，或者跳傻舞。

He's not talking in puns or weird rhymes or whatever.

他没有在语，也没有用奇怪的韵文，或者其他类似的东西。

And speaking of homophone pun snowclones, I would be remiss not to mention how I'm a big fan of Dune, Dune the absolute most for the smallest laughs.

到同音语 snowclones，更不用我是 Dune 的忠实粉丝了，Dune 绝对是最有趣的。