That's elevating puns to an art form yo.

我真是把说双关语提升到了艺术的境地。

It let's us make puns like we didn't even " planet" .

虽然没有草稿，还是让我们一起说双关语吧。

I know what you're thinking, Carl's about to make some cheesy puns, and you " cheddar" believe it.

我知道你在想什么，我要说些俗气的双关语，说对了。

Some say they're pun funny; some say they're pun laughable.

有些人说双关语是滑稽的，有些人说双关语是是搞笑的。

It really can't " rope" anymore time than that.

没有更多的时间说双关语了。

I'm Carl Azuz, gaming with puns on CNN 10.

我是Carl Azuz，正在CNN10说双关语。

It's true I like to " pack" in a few of those before we leave.

我确实喜欢在节目结束前说一些双关语。

Aren't you supposed to " dog" us with puns?

不是该说双关语了吗？

I'm Carl Azuz with some " ursome" majorly bad puns on CNN 10.

我是CNN10会说双关语的Carl Azuz。

Ohh, are you making a bad pun or just lisping?

你是在说双关语还是口齿不清啊？

I'm Carl Azuz serving up puns for CNN 10.

我是Carl Azuz，正在CNN 10说双关语。

Should we wheel out a load of truck puns or serve up a latte coffee puns?

我们该说卡车的双关语，还是说拿铁咖啡的双关语？

So, I think I will go with -- but we don't want to make you cafe o'late.

我想说双关语，但怕耽误大家喝咖啡。

And to all of you who've said my puns are trash -- well, there's proof.

对于所有说我的双关语都是垃圾的人——好吧，有证据。

And he'll just make random puns, or do silly dances.

他只会胡乱说双关语，或者跳傻舞。

He's not talking in puns or weird rhymes or whatever.

他没有在说双关语，也没有用奇怪的韵文，或者其他类似的东西。

I myself am Thoroughly Educated, and I say that puns display genius.

我自己受过良好的教育，我说双关语显示天才。

It’s how they talk, the way they both like making silly puns, their attitudes and beliefs.

这就是他们说话的方式，他们都喜欢说愚蠢的双关语的方式，他们的态度和信念。

Did you just make another pun?

你刚刚又说了一个双关语吗？

So it's like the one time, Ben, that I will not make fun of you for making a pun.

所以，Ben，这是唯一一次我不会因为你说双关语而取笑你。