Only the best pair of tights ever! .

世界上最棒连袜。

Oh, this might sound random, but wear underwear with pantyhose.

哦，还有，这可能听起来很怪，在连袜里面要记得穿。

And if I'm not getting a lot back, it's harder for me to forget I'm a 45-year-old classically trained actor in a body sock and a cape that doubles as a curtain in my van.

如果观众没什么热情，我就更难忘记我已经45岁科班出身，却穿着连袜披风，除了当道具，还得当作车厢窗帘用。

Can I be in charge of pricing? I've been going to garage sales my whole life. Can you believe I got these pantyhose for a nickel?

能让我来负责格吗？我这辈子去过无数车库拍卖。你们相信这条连袜我只花了5分钱就买到吗？

My favorite outfit was the glittery boots and my bumblebee tights.

我最喜欢搭配就是我闪闪雨鞋和大黄蜂连袜。

I put on the skirt and blouse and open the top dresser drawer to get some pantyhose.

我穿上裙子和衬衫，打开梳妆台最上边抽屉拿出连袜。

And they don't make those tights anymore.

而且这种连袜还停产了。

These tights don't match your outfit.

这件连袜与你整套衣服不相配。

Pantyhose are usually a color that is brown or a color of your skin, and they're a more formal type of clothing. You would use pantyhose for going to a business meeting if you were a woman.

袜通常是棕色或你皮肤颜色，是种比较正式衣服。如果你是女性，你会穿连袜去参加商务会议。

If you were a man, you wouldn't wear pantyhose unless you wanted to look like a woman, but that's a different story!

如果你是男人，那么你不会穿连袜，除非你做出女人样子，但那是另回事！

So, what happened to these gorgeous wellies and stripy tights? .

那后来美丽雨鞋和条纹连袜怎么样了。

Lucy puts " on a skirt and a blouse and opens the top dresser drawer to get some pantyhose."

露西“穿上裙子和衬衫，打开梳妆台最上边抽屉拿出连袜。”

Wear those stripy legs with pride.

骄傲地穿上你条纹连袜。

I just, I really really really liked having stripy legs.

但是我真非常非常喜欢条纹连袜。

Betty would likely also be wearing nude pantyhose.

贝蒂也可能穿着裸色连袜。

You would use pantyhose for going to a business meeting if you were a woman.

如果你是女性，参加商务会议时会穿连袜。

(laughing) You like pantyhose, my man, ow.

（笑着）你这家伙喜欢连袜，哦。

You're dumping me over a pair of pantyhose?

就因为双连袜，你要甩了我？

Well, except for pantyhose, you know, for rain.

哦，除了雨穿连袜。

I'm kicking these shoes off, but I may keep the pantyhose on.

我打算脱掉这双鞋，但或许会保留着连袜。