Welcome to the Knight Bus, emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard who wouldn't love to stagger into the streets, three sheets to the wind.
Oh, hello. -Hi. -Hi. Um, I need some advice from a professional. I'd like to get stinking drunk. Do you have anything that can accomplish that in a hurry?
Again, if you need a reminder about how to make a Bloody Mary, it's tomato juice with vodka, Worcestershire sauce and Tabasco, and it's often drunk on aeroplanes or even the morning after a heavy night of drinking.