Oh, Lord, my belly! Ever had your appendix out?

噢 老天 我的肚子 切除过阑尾吗？

Better. Turns out you don't even need an appendix.

好多了 原来人没有阑尾也能活。

Do you remember when you got your appendix out?

还记得切阑尾那次吗？

Dr. Schneider's appendix burst an hour ago. He just went into surgery.

一小时前施耐德医生阑尾破裂。他刚刚去做手术了。

For most of human history, a burst appendix could be a death sentence.

在整个人类历史中，阑尾破裂能意味着死亡。

Sounds like a classic case of appendicitis, except the pain was in the wrong place.

起来像是阑尾炎的典型病例，只是疼痛的部位不对。

And I did the world's first keyhole appendix removal in a sick, wild orangutan.

我在一个生病的野生猩猩身上完成了世界上一个锁眼阑尾切除手术。

The next morning, a surgeon removed his appendix and, along with it, the pain.

二天早晨，大夫切除了他的阑尾。痛苦也随之解除。

Humans stopped using an appendix thousands of years ago when we started eating meat.

数百万年前，人类因为食肉开始停止使用阑尾。

You can lose a gallbladder, an appendix, and everything's fine.

切掉胆囊，阑尾，啥事都没有。

An appendectomy means removing one of your organs through stabbery.

阑尾手术 把的肚子捅开并切走一个器官。

Looks to me like a ruptured appendix.- And you are...

目测应该是阑尾穿孔 -请问是。

And see if something's up with your appendix. Easy.

看看是否为阑尾炎 很简单。

Do you know the original purpose of the appendix, Leonard? No.

知道阑尾原本的作用是什么吗 莱纳德 不知道。

This is called the cecum and this worm-like structure coming off of it is known as the appendix.

这被称为盲肠，从盲肠脱落的蠕虫状结构被称为阑尾。

Kyle here to get your appendix out?

凯尔，是来割阑尾的吗？

I'm almost glad Schneider's appendix burst. I like you two.

我有点庆幸施奈德得了阑尾炎了。我喜欢们两个。

You're gonna be asleep, and they take out appendixes every day here.

到时候就睡着了，每天都有好多人来医院切阑尾。

Busy. I removed an appendix, a gall bladder and about a foot and a half of bowel.

忙死了。割了一个阑尾，一个胆囊还有一段一尺半的肠子。

Strangely, though, people are much more likely to get appendicitis in certain places than

奇怪的是，某些地方的人比较容易得到阑尾炎。