You are just a butt-munch No one likes a butt-munch!

你只是马屁精没喜欢马屁精！

You guys are a bunch of suck-ups.

你们群马屁精。

" I think he's a bit of a (bit-of-a) kiss-arse."

“我觉得他有点马屁精。”

A kiss-arse is a name we give to someone who likes to suck up.

马屁精就是喜欢拍马屁的。

That boot-licking mole was my war chancellor.

那马屁精是我的战场总指挥。

A few suck-ups can be good for everyone.

有几马屁精对每有好处。

Imagine this kisser getting blamed for everything.

想象下马屁精为所有背黑锅。

A kiss-arse is someone who sucks up.

马屁精就是拍马屁的。

Who here has ever been hurt because they were the teacher's pet?

在有谁因为当老师的马屁精被欺负过？

You Ph.D's gonna go suck up like Kripke? No.

你们几博士要去当马屁精吗? 才不会。

Okay, so what, you want me to be like a teacher's pet?

所以是怎样，你想让我当老师的小马屁精吗？

She was all over him at the office party, What a sick of that.

办公室聚会的时候，她对他大献殷勤。好马屁精！

Whether in school or at work, apple-polishers at work often anger those around them.

无论是在学校还是在职场，马屁精总是会让周围的感到愤怒。

I don't, I hate Joseph, ok. I think he's a brown-nosing suck up.

我不爱，我恨乔瑟夫。我认为他是褐色鼻子的马屁精。

I see I should addshameless suck-up to the list.

我想我又得在名单再填一\n不知羞耻的马屁精了。

Next is the older kiss-up. Now, this brother or sister is very, very, like, parent-like.

接下来是比较大的马屁精。类型的哥哥或姊姊非常非常像老妈子。

The truth is that when I'm writing, I write every day, workaholic dweeb or not.

实是在我写作过程中，我每天要写，管他工作狂马屁精什么的。

Also, I didn't want to sound like a workaholic dweeb (just a workaholic, I guess) .

同样，我那么说是因为我不想让自己显得像工作狂马屁精（我猜最多是工作狂而已）。

No. You'd get bored. Promise me this, if you get another servant, don't get a bootlicker.

不。我是看你太无聊了。答应我，如果您再找一仆，千万别找马屁精。

" At least, you will if you trot along to Gregory the Smarmy's corridor round about five o'clock tomorrow."

“如果明天你五点钟左右赶到马屁精格雷戈的走廊，就肯定能看到。”