“Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet.”

“炸了一只马桶？我们从来没炸过马桶。”

With a basin and a bath and a toilet.

有脸盆 浴缸 还有马桶。

We used purified wastewater in the flush toilets.

我们在抽水马桶中使用了纯净废水。

Over the years, other creatures like frogs and fish have found their way into toilets, but this was the first instance of a snake in recent years.

多年来，青蛙和鱼等其他动物找到了进入马桶的路，但年来第一次出现蛇进入马桶的例子。

This was a portable toilet that resembled a chair with a chamber pot underneath.

一个有点像椅子的便携马桶，下方一个便桶。

Today, subway tile and a low-flow toilet.

今天 地铁瓷 节水马桶。

They're toilet tanks are filled to capacity.

些马桶水箱已经满了。

And she said, " Well, I have a leaky toilet."

她说，“我的马桶漏水了。”

This is the mega-genius equivalent of dying on the toilet.

超级天才死在马桶上没分别。

Modeling truth.That's why supermodels always pose near toilets, because they look so much better.

模特诀窍 所以模特总在马桶旁边摆造型 因为那样看起来漂亮多了。

Excuse me, sir. The toilet in my room doesn't flush.

打扰一下，先生。我房间的马桶不能抽水了。

I don't want to sit on the toilet.

我讨厌坐马桶。

My toilet's clogged. I thought maybe you could fix it.

我家马桶堵了。我想你应该能修。

It's not so bad, really. At least these trains have modern plumbing.

其实也没那么糟啦，至少火车有现代化的抽水马桶。

Oh, yes, that's my plunger, all right!

哦对，我的马桶搋，没错了！

Flush your resolution down the toilet?

把你的新年计划从马桶冲下去？

If I asked you to rate your understanding of something like a toilet Zippers or computers chances are you believe you know way more than you actually do.

如果我请你为自己对一些东西像马桶、拉链、计算机的理解程度打个分数。很有可能的，你觉得自己懂的事比你真的懂的还多。

And there is a sink behind the toilet.

马桶后面有一个洗手池。

Follow these simple cold remedies and you won't need to flush your nose and throat like a cleaning lady wielding a toilet brush and caustic chemical cleaners.

遵循些简单的感冒疗法，你就不需要像清洁女工挥舞马桶刷和腐蚀性化学清洁剂那样清理鼻子和喉咙了。

The one my little brother can’t use?

用我弟弟不会用的那个马桶？