" I wouldn't be surprised if that shoe type caused pain between the toes and possibly even corns from the pressure. Ingrown toenails wouldn't be out of the question either, " she said.
What the sun, moon, and stars made you so careless (if I may be permitted the expression) as to allow your light and delicate foot to descend upon my corn with so much force?
Hadn't she bought three pairs of boots all at the same time, and thrown them away the next day, after slashing them with her scissors, on account of her feet, which were covered with corns?