如何维持恋情

Katelyn Roy inquires: "How do I make a relationship last?"

Ooh. That's impossible. Kidding!

Don't be a stalker, don't be obsessed with that one person you're trying to maybe have a relationship. Don't do any of that super clingy crap, 'cause, you know, that just gets annoying.

Plan a night to go out on a date or something. Go see a movie or go out to dinner.

Don't make things boring. Make it exciting, spontaneous! Like, go to Disneyland one day and go jump off a cliff with bungee cords the next day. Exciting!

Learn to know your mate and what you like and what he likes. Make sure you're talking and working through your problems. Try to compromise.

Just communicate. Try to make it work. Want it and pray. You need to tell them that you love them forever and ever.

A relationship takes two people, so just do the best you can because you really can't control the other person. My wife and I have been married a long, long time because we put up with each other. She'd probably tell you the same thing.

Making a relationship last? HCL, you know, honesty, communication, and love. That's it. Call me the Love Guru.