段子手奥巴马终极黑之2015年白宫记者晚宴

The president often criticized for his caution is now doing things in his own way.

He is cut a climate deal with China and he issued an immigration order. We'll see how far he can take it.

Good evening, everybody. Welcome to the White House Correspondents' dinner.

A night when Washington celebrates itself. Somebody's got to do it.

And welcome to the fourth quarter of my presidency. It's true. . . that's Michelle cheering.

The fact is I feel more loose and relaxed than ever.

Those Joe Biden shoulder massages they're like magic. You should try one. Oh, you have.

I am determined to make the most of every moment I have left.

After the midterm elections, my advisors asked me " Mr. President, do you have a bucket list? " And I said, " Well, I have something that rhymes with bucket list."

Take executive action on immigration. Bucket. (fuck it)