Hey kids, hope you had yourself a merry little whatever.

I know I did.

What do you like best about the holiday experience?

My personal favorite part is where we systemically brainwash children into thinking there's supernatural beings, who judge their every move and then invade their house at night.

Now everyone knows Santa.

Good old Saint Nick.

Or Father Christmas.

Or Kristopher Kringle.

Or Alphaeus prime.

Slayer of elk. And bringer of Xboxes.