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Hi. What are you doing here? Well, you protected me from a hail of gun fire, so I thought I'd stop by and give you a card.

You're my first visitor. What do you mean, I'm your first visitor? You've been here two days.

My office sent me flowers. Dear David, who knew you could actually bleed?

Sincerely, your stunned co-workers. Yeah, well, I'm a lawyer who got shot. Everybody's cracking wise.

You're not gonna eat? Uh, can't really cut yet.

Well, I'm not gonna let you starve to death. Besides, you're gonna need your strength to get my husband out of jail.

You know, when I was waiting for the ambulance the other day, I seriously thought I was gonna die. I was scared. Of course you were.

Thanks For what?

For not making any jokes. Sure. Now, open up.