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For the good of their family, Lynette had made a promise to her husband. And within ten days from the date of purchase, she intended to keep it.

Oh. That's a fantastic suit. Oh. Thanks.

I'm flattered, really. I mean, who knew that you cared so much about what I think?

I don't follow you. Well, I make a few innocent comments, and you go out and buy yourself a gorgeous new suit. Dance, puppet, dance.

Well, actually, this was already in my closet. I just forgot about it. Forgot? You forgot that you had that suit?

Good morning. Hi. I'm Lynette Scavo. Now is everyone taken care of in terms of coffee and whatever else they may like? Great.

Well, then, let's get started. I will show you how Kamarov Vodka can expand its customer mindshare while still holding the line on marketing costs. It's something we here at parcher and murphy like to call persuasive engineering.

Lynette, just hold on one second. You have a. . .

They put the price tags on the skirts these days, too, just so you know. Look at that, everybody. Lynette just bought herself a beautiful, brand-new suit.

Doesn't she look great? Go on. Okay.