第2期:都是管家惹的祸(2)

Going to the bathroom. Yes, sir. . . . with the gun. . . Yes, sir. . . . and shoot my wife through the head. Yes, sir.

And the man in the bathroom with her, James, shoot him through the head too. (He sneezes. ) Blessiu, sir? Thank you, James. Now, James, do you understand what to do?

Yes, sir. You want me to go into the bathroom with the gun, shoot your wife through the head, and shoot the man with her through the head, too, sir. (He sneezes. ) Bless you, James! That's right, sir.

Very good, James. Well, just go and do it. James goes off. We hear two gun shots. (Looking pleased and smiling to himself) Aha! Good old James! Well done!

(James comes back slowly, without the gun. )(Into the phone) Hello, sir. Did you hear the shots, sir? Yes, James, I did. Is everything all right?

Oh yes, sir. I went into the bathroom with the gun, and I shot your wife through the head, and I shot the man with her through the head, too. (He sneezes. )

Bless you, James! That's right, sir. Right, and are the two of them dead, James? Oh yes, sir.

Very good, James. Oh, and James. . . Yes, sir? What did you do with the gun?

The gun, sir? Yes, James, the gun. What did you do with it? Ah, yes, sir. I put it in the swimming pool. The swimming pool, James?

The swimming pool in the back garden, sir. (Looking afraid) But we haven't got a swimming pool in our back garden!