[Storyline Online intro] Welcome to Storyline Online Brought to you by the SAG-AFTRA Foundation I'm Adam Brody and today I'm going to read Petey Perfectpants and the Silly Sock Puppet Problem Written by Jimmy Vee and illustrated by Gary Wilkinson Petey was perfect in every possible way.
His room was pristine.
His manners were impeccable.
And his grades were perfection.
The only thing Petey wasn't perfect at was making friends.
When he played games, Petey always followed the rules perfectly.
When he ate lunch, Petey always used his napkin properly.
On picture day, he always dressed professionally.
But the other kids just said, "You're too perfect, Petey Perfectpants!" So Petey decided to make the perfect pal.
He grabbed, grafted, and glued... But his new pal didn't look perfect at all.
