So close your eyes in there, kids, because Daddy's about to do some real terrible things to Mommy.

闭好眼睛哦，孩子们，因为爸爸要对妈妈做坏坏的事情。

It's simply hard to do well and easy to do poorly.

做好这件事很难，做坏却很容易。

Well, me too, but don't you feel like that's one food that if they get it wrong, that'll ruin your mood because you get pumped about it.

好吧，我也是，但你不觉他们把那种食物做坏，会破坏你的心情吗？因为你对那种食物很期待。

It's simply hard to do well and easy to do poorly.

EDWARDS：做好很容易， 做坏也很容易。

You're always looking for the bad.

你总是做坏的打算。