Girls have periods and boys wank.

女孩有月经，男孩有手。

The K.O. student living next door to me has a wank before every date.

K.O.住在隔壁的学生每次约会前都会手。

For ages, a lot of folks believed that masturbation could make you go blind, become mentally ill, or kill the neighborhood kittens.

多年来，很多人都认为手会让你失明、精神病或杀死邻居家的小猫。

I did a couple dumb like teenage comedies, one called " Dead Man on Campus" where I was a guy who masturbated in his dorm room all day.

演过几部愚蠢的青少年喜剧，其中一部叫《校园怪》，演一个整天在宿舍里手的人。

One study found that in males, components of the immune system are activated during masturbation, increasing the number of white blood cells in the bloodstream.

一项研究发现，在男性中，免疫系统的组成部分在手期间被激活， 从而增加了血液中白细胞的数量。