Ever been taunted for your woeful wandwork?

你有没有因为的魔杖技法而受人嘲笑？

I make some sort of feeble excuse and spend most of the day in bed.

我找了个的借口，那天大多数时候就赖在床上了。

I'm Carl Azuz with goat puns because they are tough to " bleet" .

我是Carl Azuz，以上是一的双关语因为实在太难了。

Nothing is a surer sign of weak magic than a weakness for non-magical company.

看某人的魔法是否最确切的一个迹象，就是看他对非魔法人群的喜好。

In any game, there are winners and losers, unless it's some lame co-op thing.

任何游都有赢家和输家，除非这是一个的合作项目。

As he said, he was a good man, even if he was a bad Wizard.

正如奥芝自己所说的，即使他是一个的魔术家，但是一个好心肠的人。

And the crappy plays, trust me, were not intentionally crappy.

相信我，那的剧本并不是故意写成那样的。

He is too familiar, too noisy, and he cracks weak jokes.

它太放肆，太吵闹，还叽叽呱呱地说的笑话。

And no, this isn't the setup to a bad joke.

不，这不是一个笑话的开头。

This was a bad joke, it had to be.

这是个的玩笑，一定是的。

He defined philosophy as the finding of bad reason for what one believes by instinct.

为自己出于本能所相信的东西寻找出的的解释！

Finding bad reasons for what one believes for other bad reasons–that's philosophy.

找出理由为自己因某种理由相信的东西辩护——那就是哲学。

How is this stupid ad supposed to sell houses anyway?

靠这种广告怎么能卖出房子？

Oh. -Tryin' to read somethin' into it- lame girl move.

哦。-想找点潜台词出来才是女的举动。

No, I don't wanna see your crappy kitchen in the background there.

不要 我不想看到你那的厨房作照片背景。

No, you make crappy decisions on a daily basis, Dan.

不，你每天都在做的决策，Dan。

I kept trying to write these rap verses, and they were always crappy.

我一直想写这说唱歌词，但它们总是很。

Mm, yet you have time to send lame text messages to your acupuncturist.

然而你却有时间和你的针灸师发的短信。

If something we buy is no good, then it's a lemon.

如果我们买的东西不好，那它就是个货。

And he spoke in broken English.

他说着的英语。