Auntie 1: Why are you still single?

(Laughter) Auntie 2: How much do you earn?

(Laughter) Auntie 3: You look fat.

(Laughter) Niceaunties: I just love aunties.

(Laughter) Some of my aunties, I only see during Chinese New Year.

I used to brace myself for inquisition prior to family gatherings.

They call you fat but present you with platters of delicious food, made with love and great skill.

This is exasperating and endearing.

I'm not alone in this.

This behavior and line of questioning is so common we even have memes for it.