Oh, hello. You're, uh, you're probably here about the, uh, the story.

Elves love to tell stories.

I'll bet you didn't know that about elves.

There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about elves.

Another...another interesting elf ism there are only three jobs available to an elf.

The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps

Lazy bum. Couldn't even make a clog.

You can bake cookies in a tree.

As you can imagine, it's dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season.

I wanna make shoes!