瑞典瑞士傻傻分不清楚？瑞典国家旅游局决定出手终结这一世纪烦恼。这两个国家的名称因仅有一字之差，因而常常被人们混淆。为了彻底终结这一长期以来的困扰，瑞典决定向瑞士正式递交一份提案，希望自此分工明确，根据各自所长，各显其能。
Leaders and citizens of Switzerland, this is a message from Sweden.
We're contacting you regarding our mutual problem.
Yes, I'm talking about this.
It's time we make the distinction between our two nations as clear as day by deciding who talks about what.
Our proposition is as follows: First of all, Switzerland gets to talk about banks.
And Sweden gets to talk about sandbanks.
Switzerland will focus on mountain tops.
And Sweden will focus on rooftops.
Switzerland gets to promote loud noises, such as yodelling.
In return Sweden gets silence.
