30 university degrees described in 1 sentence



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Half of the time is spent listening to the same person arguing with the lecturer.

We learn how to create imaginary problems to convenient solutions.

I don't like spreadsheets, but I like money.

In nine short years I might be doing the job I actually want.

My time is occupied with helping friends with basic computer issues, before unsuccessfully influencing them that Linux is the superior operating system.

I now understand why I'm attracted to my boyfriend.

Welcome to a course that teaches common sense made more complicated with longer words.

I'll either find a job at the end of my degree or I'll be the most highly trained criminal known to man.